The Kalmes Conspiracy...

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Weird Life...

Strange Existence...

Why always me. And no one wants to hear that you are chosen for the most extraordinary events. Like being hit by a train or crossing paths with the most notorious and infamous. That's me on the billboard. That's me the government has chosen to stalk and target. So many stories I will try to tell as many as I can. The audio book of my script Drumming (right) is out of order. I will be working on it today 7/5/2025

Comedians Make Up New Stuff Every Time... Uh well... We sometimes improvise when things go wrong...

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Gene Kalmes Screenwriter

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A young troubled man fights the world.

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Always Thinking...

Constantly Creating...

Ever since I was a kid. Sagittarian, Catholic, 1 of 8 kids, 6 older sisters with 1 younger brother. Traumatized and a bit delusional. The Hippy generation...

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The Kalmes Conspiracy

Gene Kalmes

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Original music written and recorded between 1986 and 2024.

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Gorilla Story

I was 20

I answered an ad for an illustrator on "Family Magazine"  (Evanston Illinois) He hired me to draw a Gorilla with an Umbrella.

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One Day You Will Figure Out I am Right...

Train Boy

Hey 19...

1979

I was jumping out of airplanes and making fun cool movies... Hey wait a minute... Was I supposed to grow out of this shit?

A period piece mockumentary. I accidentally said muckumentary which is sort of clever. Muckrakers were newspaper men who stirred things up with their printed words. The story is a kind of Hatfield/McCoy feud between two newspaper families during the civil war.  One Democrat and the other Republican. Based on a true story.

Cowards Come Home

A Full Length Video movie

Winner of the Shattered Elbow Film Festival of 2010... Click the poster below...

Gene "Geno" Kalmes 64

Musician, author, cartoonist, video producer & social activist

Scratch political activist because that's like saying some vampires can be trusted. Note that yes I am showing works but I am also telling stories on these blogs. Sometimes I am exasperated by the gremlins in the tech but I am starting to train this horse. Keep watching.

May 6 1975

Amtrak Turboline Trains were Pretty Damn Quiet... Sneaky Bastards.

33 days in traction. Yes a masonic number. Was I a manchurian candidate? Was this a spook experiment or maybe just demonic influence. Certainly a near death experience and weird results but what about the decisions leading up to?

You Ever Want To Pretend Like this...?

Six shooters and Horses...

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I did... So I made it happen. So worth it.

Where To?

The Secret War Between UFOs and Trees

Chlorophyll Is Extracted For Scary Purposes

Damn right it is part of a larger conspiracy.